Population | 9.928 billion |
Capital | Thebes |
Leader | Epaminondas |
Faith | Apollo Ismenius |
Currency | Golden stater |
Animal | leopard |
The Hegemony of Boeotian Thebes is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Epaminondas with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 9.928 billion Thebians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thebes. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.
The powerhouse Boeotian Thebesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion Golden staters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,391 Golden staters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, above Boeotian Thebes there is only sky and the fear of the unknown, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boeotian Thebes's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Apollo Ismenius.
Boeotian Thebes is ranked 59,190th in the world and 13th in Benigtopia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 523.93 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Boeotian Thebes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive, the Top 5% for Highest Disposable Incomes, and the Top 10% for Most Influential, Highest Food Quality, and Largest Black Market.
- : Boeotian Thebes's influence in Benigtopia rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Boeotian Thebes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Boeotian Thebes's influence in Benigtopia rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Boeotian Thebes, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed.
- : Following new legislation in Boeotian Thebes, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
- : Following new legislation in Boeotian Thebes, above Boeotian Thebes there is only sky and the fear of the unknown.
- : Boeotian Thebes was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Armstrong-Browning Library of Baylor University, curing 1 million infected.
- : Boeotian Thebes was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Mineshaft Gap of Doctor Strangelove, curing 1 million infected.
- : Boeotian Thebes was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Armstrong-Browning Library of Baylor University, curing 1 million infected.